We make really good goodie bags.

Somewhere between 1997 and now, the goodie bag fell apart. It used to be the best part of someone else's birthday: a crinkly little bag with a parachute man, a sticky hand, a roll of Smarties, and a yo-yo you'd lose by Tuesday. You were supposed to open it in the car on the way home. You never made it that far.

Today it's a chore. Hosts order favors from six different websites, spend two hours assembling them on the living room floor, and still end up handing out junk. So most people just… stopped.

Goodie Bagged exists to un-stop them. We curate every bag down to the item, pack every one by hand so they're identical, and ship them ready to hand out — for kids' birthdays, 90s parties, bachelorettes, reunions, offsites, and dogs who deserve it.

It started with one product: the 1997 Goodie Bag, a faithful reconstruction of the canon. Everything since follows the same rule — if the opened bag doesn't sell itself in a photograph, it doesn't ship.

The toys we grew up with. For the parties we're throwing now.